Buckland J Randall Book 2 of 2 · By Buckland J Randall
Queue Jumper
A stunt chimp. Fifty million in diamonds. One very angry cult.
A drug-taking chimpanzee called Jeffery. A retired drug dealer called Keith who still loves his coke. And a religious cult who will stop at nothing to get their diamonds back.
In part two, retired drug dealer Keith Baxter can’t resist the thrill of stealing fifty million in diamonds from an American church called the Mayday Survivors. Along the way Keith once again unwittingly teams up with Jeff, a fully trained stunt chimpanzee who’s not only smarter than the average bear. He’s smarter than Jeff.
Then Keith and Jeff try to outdo each other in their drug-taking while fighting off a religious cult. All this while running a respectable hotel off his face.
But Keith doesn’t complain. What could possibly go wrong with a coked-up monkey as a sidekick?
What they’re saying
“I laughed so much I passed out.”
“I laughed so much a little bit of wee came out of me.”
“Finally, a comedy that’s funny.”
“Loved the book, and now I’m really serious about getting a circus monkey to do drugs with.”
“I wet my pants laughing.”
“Work of a comedy genius. I laughed, I cried, then I cooked up some crack and pissed my elderly neighbours off. I’m out on bail now.”
“My new favourite book. I’m going to start using coke and pills again. Only this time I know I can stop any time I want.”
“Brilliant from start to finish.”
“Voted comedy of the year.”
*Every review on this page is entirely made up. Obviously.
The boring bits
Queue Jumper
Buckland J Randall
Paperback, 320 pages
2024
Cheeky Kiwi
9781805177296
Comedy crime fiction
Absolutely not
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