Buckland J Randall Book 1 of 2 · By Buckland J Randall
The Monkey and the Dealer
A monkey. A drug dealer. Sex and a rogue Customs Agent.
Keith is just an ordinary cocaine dealer. Not smart, but definitely not unintelligent.
He’s figured one of the key things in life: the whole fuckin’ thing is a scam. Nobody gets rich working hard at ‘good honest jobs’. They’re all liars. The rules are made to ensure the ones up the top stay up the top and the rest of the world stays under the boot.
But Keith doesn’t live like that. He’s found his way out. And now he’s gotta keep from losing it all…
Praise* /
What they’re saying
“Five of our laboratory chimpanzees had this book read to them, and now they won’t come out of their holding pens.”
“Read this book and then tell me it’s not time to revoke our freedom of speech act.”
“Every test monkey we exposed this book to started smuggling drugs in and out of the zoo.”
“Yeah, we have some girls who like to push the boundaries, but maybe not as much as this author does.”
“Granny read this and died. :/”
“Load of shit.”
*Every review on this page is entirely made up. Obviously.
Details /
The boring bits
Title
The Monkey and the Dealer
The Monkey and the Dealer
Author
Buckland J Randall
Buckland J Randall
Format
Paperback, 296 pages
Paperback, 296 pages
Published
2021
2021
Publisher
Cheeky Kiwi
Cheeky Kiwi
ISBN
9781838362003
9781838362003
Genre
Comedy crime fiction
Comedy crime fiction
Suitable for your nan?
Absolutely not
Absolutely not
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